Piece A Cake video

OMG. I want to laugh at this short video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aSCsdM5vPI), but I can't. It's too painful because it's so real. It's what I go thru every time I contemplate passing over into calorie hell. And, like the protagonist, I allow myself to pass into hell only after torturing myself just long enough to make sure I'm consumed with guilt and disgust. Then, and only then, will I step into the abyss and consume whatever. For me, it wouldn't be chocolate cake. It would most probably be fried chicken or really just some huge quantity of food. Quantity. Not chocolate. Probably fried. Or maybe just sauced. Whatever. When will the madness end?